Dirty Deeds All-around

The Life of a Dirty Little Debutant

Just in case you missed it, some woman named Paris or something like that was released from jail yesterday. Ok, was I the only one disgusted by that little ‘strut’ she did, as though she was walking down the ‘Red Carpet’ as she neared her family vehicle? I hope none of you out there were fooled by that dog-n-pony show she put on while in pseudo-incarceration. I would bet she is back to her normal (alleged) whoring and slutting all across the Hollywood scene within a few months. Can someone get me the over/under on how long that might take? Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, she’s found the Lord now that she served 23 whole days in solitude. I thought it was verrry telling when Larry King asked her what her favorite bible verse was and she totally blanked. Honestly, I was amazed that she didn’t just revert to her ridiculous coined line, “That’s hot.” Here’s a little reminder of some of her greatest ‘hits’…

No, you over-privileged, undeserving, worthless little slut (allegedly)…that’s really NOT.

Please Stop the Blame Game

So Chris Benoit reportedly had some sort of Incredible Hulk-like batch of roid-rage when he brutally murdered his wife and innocent little 7-year-old child, according to some of the talking-heads out there. Party people, can we please stop searching for and ‘having’ to have some type of rational answer for the completely ridiculous and irrational in the world? Lets just call this what it truly was: A cat that simply flipped his wig and lost all sense of reason and committed some of the most indecent and inhumane acts imaginable. What happened to ‘just plain crazy’ being a good enough reason? Why must we always search for a ‘reason’ or ‘excuse’ for the befuddling actions of some of our sickest brothers and sisters? Its not the music, the violence in movies, the drugs/alcohol, or anything else in life that causes scumbags to be scumbags. Some people are just destined to end things with a ‘bang’. Its just too bad for the truly innocent people out there just minding their own business and trying to enjoy life that douche bags like the VT shooter, Benoit, the Columbine shooters, etc… don’t do the right thing from the very start. Now, of course, I would never advocate or call for someone to kill themselves, but if you’re going to eventually do the deed anyhow, why not save the rest of the world all of the heartache and agony of lost love-ones?