Did anyone else watch the Flavor Flav roast last week? I truly believe that may have set African Americans back about 30 years over the course of 1 hour. While in a perfect world Flavor Flav would only be an embarrassment to himself, lets be realistic here (without making this a racial and/or socio-economic debate), Flav is definitely an embarrassment to the Black community based primarily on the fact that he embodies all of the negative stereotypes that society places on Black males. It perplexes me to the fullest extent of mind-fuckedness, when I see my fellow Black males making every attempt to fulfill such ridiculous stereotypes so willingly. As a life-long Public Enemy fan that always saw Flav as sort of a clown and pretty ridiculous guy, it really disgusts me to see him seemingly going against everything Public Enemy once stood for. As far as the roast, I thought it was subpar...but admittedly funny at times. Please tell me why they allowed Bridgette Nielson to speak? The only person she made more sense than was Flav himself.
Ok party people, what the fuck is wrong with these people that get caught by Chris Hansen (Dateline NBC) and his To Catch a Predator show? Ok, aside from the obvious, what are their major malfunctions? Seriously, these are some of the sickest and most disgusting people I have ever seen, and I realize they have serious issues, but how fucking nuts and disturbed must you be to do, say, and plan what these people have in store for these young teen-age boys and girls. I have to admit I absolutely LOVE watching them squirm, break down, and cry once they realize just how deep they have sunk…and more than likely just how deep they are going to be ‘taking’ it once they go to jail. But what has me truly disgusted is the thought of just how many tens of thousands of these sick fucks that are not caught by stings and investigations?
So, reportedly, Mike Vick is a dog-murderer. I don’t even know how to attack that one. Now I am far from a dog-lover, but my GAWD is this story just absolutely horrendous. Allegedly, Vick personally took place in executing dogs by drowning, electrocuting, and strangling dogs that were not successful in his dog fighting ring. As someone that has never understood the attraction to such a heinous and absurd practice, I REALLY don’t understand what Ron Mexico would get out of something like that? Plus, why take such an extremely moronic risk to begin with? I must say that I’m even more distraught and disgusted by this than I normally would be, because I truly wanted to believe he was innocent of these charges. After the even typing about the kiddie-rammers and Vick, I think I need a shower…Vick gives the Falcons a new meaning to the term ‘Dirty Bird’.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Tiger, Fatties, Sluts, and Cosby Kids
El Tigre
Ok party people, can we officially stop calling professional ‘golfers’ athletes? I’m sitting here watching Tiger carve the rest of the field up at the PGA Championship tourney and I just don’t understand how anyone not named Eldrick can even call themselves an athlete. I won’t necessarily place them in the category of ‘professional’ bowlers, I just can’t get down with the whole claim of athleticism for a majority of the field. Admittedly, it takes a definite amount of patience and skill…just looking at most of them, I don’t know that they could come close to breaking…oh lets just say a 10-minute mile. It kinda perplexes me…maybe not so much to the level of how in the hell Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for her role playing the wife of a silly little midget (pun and redundancy intended) while constantly having tantrums with a ridiculously annoying Long Island accent. But I digress, I figure you may ask the question, “Do you think you could do what Phil Mickelson and John Daly do?” (who really cares about Marisa Tomei). No, I’ve never made such a claim, but then again you don’t see me or the rest of the millions of the fat Americans waddling around in the grass on ESPN either, now do you? I’m just saying…
Sloots make the world go round
I really told myself that I wouldn’t do this anymore, but did anyone see that crazy crack-whore (alleged) Miss Federline crash into that the parked car this week? The skank actually had the nerve to ask if she had damaged HER car, and walked away without even looking at the other person’s vehicle. If its not B-Fed crashing into parked cars, its Miss Lohan abducting people and forcing them to take a ride on the coke-whore express…allegedly. Hmmm, still waiting to see which one of the Hollywood debutants OD’s first. Even though Lindsay is coming on strong, I’m thinking Paris MUST be pissed that she has to share her headlines with such amateurs to the Hollywood slut/dopehead-in-denial/elitist immensely undeserving class.
Music vs. Mus-shit
Rumor has it, your boy Fiddy ‘Mush-Mouth’ Cent has issued some sort of guarantee that if Kanye West sells more records in the first week of their concurrent album releases, then he will retire from the rap game. Well, I was going to purchase the Mr. West offering regardless, but now I am urging all of you to do a wonderful deed for humanity (as well as the level/quality of music today), and do the same. Since many of us (myself NOT included) don’t participate in the voting process, volunteer in any sort of community activity, or even concern yourselves with much other than our own well-being, this is your opportunity to perform some sort of civic responsibility…if not duty. I am a true fan of quality of music, and I approve this message.
Ok party people, can we officially stop calling professional ‘golfers’ athletes? I’m sitting here watching Tiger carve the rest of the field up at the PGA Championship tourney and I just don’t understand how anyone not named Eldrick can even call themselves an athlete. I won’t necessarily place them in the category of ‘professional’ bowlers, I just can’t get down with the whole claim of athleticism for a majority of the field. Admittedly, it takes a definite amount of patience and skill…just looking at most of them, I don’t know that they could come close to breaking…oh lets just say a 10-minute mile. It kinda perplexes me…maybe not so much to the level of how in the hell Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for her role playing the wife of a silly little midget (pun and redundancy intended) while constantly having tantrums with a ridiculously annoying Long Island accent. But I digress, I figure you may ask the question, “Do you think you could do what Phil Mickelson and John Daly do?” (who really cares about Marisa Tomei). No, I’ve never made such a claim, but then again you don’t see me or the rest of the millions of the fat Americans waddling around in the grass on ESPN either, now do you? I’m just saying…
Sloots make the world go round
I really told myself that I wouldn’t do this anymore, but did anyone see that crazy crack-whore (alleged) Miss Federline crash into that the parked car this week? The skank actually had the nerve to ask if she had damaged HER car, and walked away without even looking at the other person’s vehicle. If its not B-Fed crashing into parked cars, its Miss Lohan abducting people and forcing them to take a ride on the coke-whore express…allegedly. Hmmm, still waiting to see which one of the Hollywood debutants OD’s first. Even though Lindsay is coming on strong, I’m thinking Paris MUST be pissed that she has to share her headlines with such amateurs to the Hollywood slut/dopehead-in-denial/elitist immensely undeserving class.
Music vs. Mus-shit
Rumor has it, your boy Fiddy ‘Mush-Mouth’ Cent has issued some sort of guarantee that if Kanye West sells more records in the first week of their concurrent album releases, then he will retire from the rap game. Well, I was going to purchase the Mr. West offering regardless, but now I am urging all of you to do a wonderful deed for humanity (as well as the level/quality of music today), and do the same. Since many of us (myself NOT included) don’t participate in the voting process, volunteer in any sort of community activity, or even concern yourselves with much other than our own well-being, this is your opportunity to perform some sort of civic responsibility…if not duty. I am a true fan of quality of music, and I approve this message.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Mix-Master JD
Mixed Batch of Randomness
Ok, so now that Barroids has FINALLY hit the big home run, can we shift our focus to College and NFL football? Not to pick on the human pin-cushion, because I certainly don’t think he was the only MLB player that was guilty of juicing by any stretch of the imagination, its just that I don’t know how much more of Bud Selig’s evil mug (Excellent work by the production crew, by removing his horns) I could have stomached. Speaking of which, is there a bigger hypocrite involved with professional sports today?
Speaking of David Stern and his cheating refs, how long before we find out there were more officials and a lot more games that were affected by this corruption? Since we are a nation of individuals that convicts and sentences people based on half-truths, rumors, lies, and speculation every day, I’m going to go ahead and assume the NBA at the very least had ‘some’ knowledge of scandals prior to the story hitting the AP a few weeks ago.
What’s the deal with the multitude of crap Hollywood is cramming down our throats these days? Rather than spending time, effort, and the exorbitant amount of (wasted) money on actually developing the stories and characters, it seems that producers and directors are content with flinging 150 million dollars worth of CGI and bullshit at the wall with the hopes of making some sort of ‘puurrty’ pattern. Only problem is that most of us have become such gullible mouth-breathers that we mindlessly slobber our ways through 90 minutes of horseshit, $7 buckets of corn and grease, not to mention the 64 ounce vats of ’Dawktah Peppah’. Not to be overly nostalgic, but I remember when the summertime movie rush used to be something to look forward to…not something I’m forced to roll my eyes over. Just take a look at some of the movie releases from a decade ago (1997)- Fifth Element, Men in Black, The Game, L.A. Confidential, U-Turn, Gattaca, The Devil’s Advocate, Boogie Nights, Good Will Hunting, Amistad, Jackie Brown, and even Titanic (yes, it pained me to include that one). These days we either get some kind of retread-remake, 3rd or 4th installment of a long-dead story, or the aforementioned CGI production. Hell, Rush Hour 3 (yes, Chris Tucker is still alive) wasn’t even accepted for release in China…yeah Jackie Chan is still a main character, so what does that tell you? No thanks for me, I’ll leave the $10.50 tickets to all of you party people…I’d rather watch some preseason football. R.I.P. Bill Walsh (1931-2007).
Ok, so now that Barroids has FINALLY hit the big home run, can we shift our focus to College and NFL football? Not to pick on the human pin-cushion, because I certainly don’t think he was the only MLB player that was guilty of juicing by any stretch of the imagination, its just that I don’t know how much more of Bud Selig’s evil mug (Excellent work by the production crew, by removing his horns) I could have stomached. Speaking of which, is there a bigger hypocrite involved with professional sports today?
Speaking of David Stern and his cheating refs, how long before we find out there were more officials and a lot more games that were affected by this corruption? Since we are a nation of individuals that convicts and sentences people based on half-truths, rumors, lies, and speculation every day, I’m going to go ahead and assume the NBA at the very least had ‘some’ knowledge of scandals prior to the story hitting the AP a few weeks ago.
What’s the deal with the multitude of crap Hollywood is cramming down our throats these days? Rather than spending time, effort, and the exorbitant amount of (wasted) money on actually developing the stories and characters, it seems that producers and directors are content with flinging 150 million dollars worth of CGI and bullshit at the wall with the hopes of making some sort of ‘puurrty’ pattern. Only problem is that most of us have become such gullible mouth-breathers that we mindlessly slobber our ways through 90 minutes of horseshit, $7 buckets of corn and grease, not to mention the 64 ounce vats of ’Dawktah Peppah’. Not to be overly nostalgic, but I remember when the summertime movie rush used to be something to look forward to…not something I’m forced to roll my eyes over. Just take a look at some of the movie releases from a decade ago (1997)- Fifth Element, Men in Black, The Game, L.A. Confidential, U-Turn, Gattaca, The Devil’s Advocate, Boogie Nights, Good Will Hunting, Amistad, Jackie Brown, and even Titanic (yes, it pained me to include that one). These days we either get some kind of retread-remake, 3rd or 4th installment of a long-dead story, or the aforementioned CGI production. Hell, Rush Hour 3 (yes, Chris Tucker is still alive) wasn’t even accepted for release in China…yeah Jackie Chan is still a main character, so what does that tell you? No thanks for me, I’ll leave the $10.50 tickets to all of you party people…I’d rather watch some preseason football. R.I.P. Bill Walsh (1931-2007).
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